Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Karma is a witch, Lance…which is why there’s no coming back from the deep, dark hole you’re in.



Happy 2013, everyone!  You’ve no doubt heard about the forthcoming “confession” that Lance Armstrong has reportedly provided to Oprah.  Like many others, I’ll DVR the Oprah’s Next Chapter program on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) and zip through the commercials to hear Armstrong’s assertions for myself.   What you’ve probably heard far less about are the details regarding the evidence that led USADA to taking Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France titles and banning him from cycling for life.  I won’t bore you with the details—you can get the gist here—but what I can tell you is that the amount of evidence can be described as nothing short of “mountainous.”  So if Americans are so forgiving, why are so many people “kicking him when he’s down?”  Maybe… just maybe… he deserves it?  Call it karma.  Call it hater-ation.  How about considering for a moment that it’s warranted.  No one likes a bully.  And most people would agree that everyone is entitled—although there are certainly limits—to the extent which one is able to express repentance an obtain absolution.  There are limits though. For example, considered by some to be a bully in his day, think about Pete Rose (aka “Charlie Hustle”).   

Pete Rose, a switch hitter, is the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), games played (3,562), at-bats (14,053) and outs (10,328).  He won three World Series rings, three batting titles, one Most Valuable Player Award, two Gold Gloves, the Rookie of the Year Award, and made 18 All-Star appearances—18!!!—at an unequaled five different positions (2B, LF, RF, 3B & 1B).  By any measure, Rose belongs in baseball’s hall of fame(HOF); however, once it was clear that Pete Rose had gambled on baseball while active as a coach—and even bet on his own team—the result was definitely clear: (in Seinfeld Soup Nazi voice) “No Hall of Fame for you!” 

 Banned for life by baseball’s commissioner Rose is, and rightly so in my opinion.  Betting while an active member of MLB was reprehensible and affected the integrity of the sport itself.   I support that position and continue to feel it weighs far more heavily that the simple notion that the baseball HOF is a museum, and therefore he should be in there.  Let the almanac people take care of tracking the statistics.  If integrity cannot be the “floor” on which your HOF stands, then what’s the point?  Here’s the thing: what Pete Rose did pales in comparison to how Lance Armstrong damaged cycling.

Lance Armstrong was—and arguably, still is—the “Tiger Woods” of his sport.  People watched the Tour de France just to see him ride and see how the cyclist with the incredible cancer recovery story could endure pain and win against able-bodied riders.  Too good to be true?  Sure.  But people like a feel good story and following Lance’s success became a sport in much the same way of following the count of Tiger’s major tournament wins.  Lance even donated money and was instrumental in raising money to support LiveStrong, his cancer research foundation.  Where the tale begins to crumble is that Lance’s success was all built on not just a lie, but on a well-funded, well-orchestrated doping program that he led (allegedly) such that the sport with the most extensive drug testing program in the world could not detect wrongdoing.   Let me state that again: the sport with the most extensive drug testing program in the world.  Yes, cycling.

Despite being lampooned as having mostly doped up riders, no other sport—not baseball, football, basketball, hockey, tennis, golf, swimming/diving, gymnastics, or track & field—comes close.  Cycling has them all beat in terms of extent to which they test (frequency), and the quality of testing by comparing each cyclist’s test results against their individual established biological/cellular baseline.  No other sport is as successful in identifying the cheaters, either, which is why the NFL is reticent to go all out with testing for steroids because performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) affect people’s opinion about the legitimacy of the game.  Make no mistake, the NFL and other sports commissioners are watching resolutely in how all this “truth” is affecting the popularity of cycling.  Still, if all Lance did was lie about PEDs, that would be bad enough, but he went beyond that. 

Armstrong used money, power, and influence to dismantle and crush the credibility of anyone who questioned him—even when they were under oath.  And like dopes people are—pun intended—many continued to buy Lance’s story.  Maybe it was because people want to believe that Lance was helping cancer patients for all the right reasons.  Or maybe people had their collective heads in the sand thinking the end justified the means.  I believe it’s a combination of those factors and the fact that most people don’t understand the commerce of cycling.  Unlike other sports, cyclists typically do not make millions of dollars.  Don’t get me wrong, they make a good living riding a bike, but few people understand how cyclists make money.  It’s actually pretty simple. 

Think about a cyclist in the same manner as you see a race car driver.  Like race drivers, cyclists must have sponsors for their teams to fund seasonal campaigns.  In return, the sponsors get advertising space on the uniforms and additional visibility—read: media coverage—when their rider wins.  When your livelihood is based upon performance and perception, even small influences can mean the difference between getting a sponsor and effectively being ostracized from the sport.  To wit, any time some witnessed and identified Armstrong as a PED user--usually, these were his fellow riders—he denigrated them to the point where they couldn’t get sponsors.  And he was ruthless and vicious in how he did it.

So Lance cheated.  So what? 
So he lied to protect himself and his foundation. So what?
So he disparaged other riders who might cripple his empire.  So what?  Why do you care?
What I have the most distaste for is two-fold:
1.       I resent the fact that Armstrong used LiveStrong as a shield to cover his PED machinations and further extend his own personal pursuit of sponsors who bought into his demigod status that transcended the sport.  And if you think “transcending the sport” is an understatement, ask yourself:
·         How many bike races—not including Olympics or fringe sports (e.g. XGames)—have you watched in the last 20 years that didn’t include Lance Armstrong (if any)?
·         Assuming you don’t following cycling in hard core fashion, can you even name a contemporary cyclist other than perhaps Greg LeMond or Miguel Indurain?--*Note:  LeMond and Indurain won 3 and 5 tours, respectively.  Neither has won the big tour since 1995.
·         How many times have you seen or heard about Lance outside of race events in the media (e.g. Entertainment shows, news, etc.) vs. any other rider (e.g., who?)?

2.       I’m so incensed by this notion that pro athletes really don’t “get it.”  Even the ones who never really needed PEDs—read: Bonds, Sosa, Clemmons—the fact that they took those drugs influences what kids do and has a trickle-down effect on college and high school students.  To say nothing of intramural sports athletes.

For the record, my final point in all this is not to convince you to hate Lance Armstrong.  Quite the contrary, despite all the facts, he still comes across as an everyman (a la Peyton Manning) to me.  Albeit one that has flaws, Lance is somehow still marginally believable.  Perhaps that’s just the image he wants us to see.  Perhaps his current “I’m sorry” tour he’s embarking on is, as many in the websphere—including yours truly—suspect, is not genuine remorse, but more about covering his ass from all of the lawsuits that may be forthcoming.  Fact is, he’s going to have to give much of the ill-gotten gains back.  It’s one thing to be apologetic from bonafide regret.  It’s quite another to feign sorrow because you got caught.

Listening to ESPN Radio this morning, I couldn’t help but listen to broadcaster Stuart Scott’s story in which Lance reached out to him personally when Stuart was diagnosed with cancer.  Stuart cited that Lance gave him the phone number of executive director at LiveStrong and told him, “If you need anything, I’m here for you.”  Blah, blah, blah.  I take nothing away from Lance’s compassion for Stuart Scott, but trust me when I tell you he’s not providing the executive director’s number to every person he meets who is so diagnosed.  Millions of people either know someone or are affected directly by this disease.  For the record, I lost two grandparents and my birth father to cancer, so I’m sensitive to the impact Armstrong has made on the cancer research front.  There are plenty of other organizations that do equally great work and are worthy of your time and donations—Susan G. Komen foundation (http://ww5.komen.org ),  National Marrow donor program (www.marrow.org ), and Love-Hope-Strength (http://lovehopestrength.org ) among them.  In the final analysis, Lance’s charity work does not excuse the plethora of decisions he’s made purely for personal gain. 

Karma is a witch, Lance…which is why there’s no coming back from the deep, dark hole you’re in.  You’d have done everyone a bigger favor by just disappearing.  Instead, you chose the “let’s see how I can rehab my image” route—most likely by following the advice of one of those parasite image counselors.  Like people who yell “fire” in a movie theatre, you have the freedom of speech to say what you think you need to say.  And like those same people, you need to be prepared to face the consequences.  Break a leg, dude…no really.

‘Nough Said,
+THINKER